June 2012
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An Athlete: What was the greatest moment in sports history?
Me: Viktor Krum caught the snitch but Ireland won.
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i hate when people say that other people cant be in love because they havent been dating long enough
falling in love can be really easy!!!!! so can falling out of it
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mrsstark:
One tectonic plate bumped into another and said….. “Sorry, my fault.”
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wizcoylifa:
“wanna see my rock collection?” i open my closet and several clones of dwayne johnson come running out. i hand my friend the extra tranquilizer gun under my bed, “the hunt is on”.
badcgijosh:
One of my more impressive talents is my ability to say every thing there is. Check it
Moon, space, chick peas, soap, candles, pants, teeth, cat, the letter H, penguins, a leaf, two books, hot sauce, the bank, cheese, your toenails, a hot girl, burger, cannon, terrorism, onions, at least four horses, banana, boy shorts, Goodbye Stranger, Sprite Remix and… baby
There you have it....
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“I might be a fucking bitch to the heart, but at least I don’t smile in all these...”
– Tiffany “New York” Pollard (via kingslayer-)
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malibublonde:
not trying to appearance shame too much but i really wish a lot of people who are obsessed with trying to prove their ships canon would spend a lil more time trying to ship a flattering hairstyle with their faces
orbitars:
“Mom, would you still love me if I was straight?”
“Of course not Tony Steve Kurt Blaine Sherlock Watson Destiel Merthur Hummel Stark, now be a good boy and finish piercing your ear so we can go shopping.”
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we were leaving from rosies so her boyfriend was driving and the kid was in the back and he dropped me off on the street cause he passed my house so when i got out the kid got out and said hed love to be a gentleman and walk me to my door i was like aw omfg and hes texting me now aw he was beating me up all night
hello i am home
i had fun it was a double thing because the guy is friends with my two friends but he is very nice and cute and funny!!!! and he walked me to my door and asked for my number awwwww
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sweetlasers:
hey i just met you
and this is jay z
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Anonymous asked: I'm a "Sherlock" fan and I'm not awful. Tags like that really hurt my feelings.
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Elementary should have made them BOTH girls, so I...
moraniarty:
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up17steps:
I agree with everyone who has ever HATED the idea of female Watson/male Sherlock.
Although I might be marginally more interested in female Watson/male Sherlock if one or both of them were gay… (But I’m pretty sure Elementary won’t have the bulging Gatiss-balls to imply that.)
I would love to see an ALL GIRL Sherlock/Watson team. I would...
i have a date tonight!!!! i gotta get ready
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“This is probably going to get quoted in every publication just because I said...”
– Robert Downey Jr. (via spockizzle)
bringmeseverus:
how am i getting my beach bod? walking with the lord
richwhitelesbian:
your personality is a meme did you know that? you didn’t because you don’t know what the hell a meme is.
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basedgosh:
which horny geologist named this mineral
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ok so one day in my german class these two girls were rapping gucci gucci and when they got to the “gnarly, radical” part this one goes “by the way kreashawn totally stole that line from that one show. it was in like the 90s? there was this show and there was this surfer dude and he would always be like, ‘gnarly!’ and like, yeah. i cant remember the name of...
hellosadnessagain:
vveaboo:
hellosadnessagain replied to your post: hellosadnessagain liked your post: tallerghostwalt…
hi leah (and talbott)
friendship!<3
remember when talbott used to look like that
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tlcbabes reblogged your post: vveaboo: hellosadnessagain replied to your…
yES